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'Nightmares': New Jersey teen locked in police van for 15 hours files suit
Tue Jan 1, 2013
Confussed- if you don't know something don't make it up. The low in Fort Lee, NJ on that day was 28 F, high of 40 F.
Sofa King Juicy Burger takes its name seriously
Tue Dec 4, 2012
This is abhorrent, these kinds of shenanigans will lead to the downfall of western civilization, mark my words! My Dark Lord will be pleased, yes....
Beverly Hills attorney accused of squatting in home, trashing it
Tue Nov 20, 2012
If true he needs to lose his license to practice law, at the minimum, in addition to any jail time. That is just bafflingly insane for someone to act like that.
Payouts from fund set up for Aurora movie theater victims finalized
Fri Nov 16, 2012
What model was his planned getaway car? They should sue the automaker, too. Did he wear contacts, if so what brand? Add them to the list. If they didn't make those contacts he wouldn't have been able to see the victims to be able to shoot them.
Two killed, homes destroyed in huge Indianapolis explosion
Sun Nov 11, 2012
Natural gas companies have been fighting for years to not put emergency automatic shutoff valves on each house, so that in the event of a leak it automatically closes. They say it isn't cost effective, but it would prevent situations exactly like this from happening.
Ex-convict arrested on charges of killing police officer and NY driver
Wed Oct 24, 2012
5 years for attempted murder? FIVE YEARS? Some people can't be rehabilitated. This is one of them. He should never again see the outside of a prison. Ever.
Woman rides wild manatee in Florida, turns herself in
Wed Oct 3, 2012
Oh you get my upvote, yes you do. Bravo!
Goodyear gets edgy with Lohan letter, perhaps too edgy
Wed Sep 26, 2012
If only they made a different kind of "rubbers", all these problems could have been stopped at the source, so to speak...
Government warns hospitals on Medicare billing
Mon Sep 24, 2012
As a former data analyst for one of the largest medical record review companies in the United States I can tell you that upcoding happens everywhere, but nowhere more than insurance companies.
Wal-Mart escalates war with Amazon; bans Kindle
Fri Sep 21, 2012
Ooh, bailout! How topical! Seriously though, if you're going to shoehorn a buzzword in there at least be cognizant of the facts surrounding that subject.
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